Dubai-bai America

Hey so I'm in Dubai right now on my way back to Dar, and I have some bad news. I'm not sure if I'm going to make it. I'm sitting on a bench in this hallway with a couple of boarding gates to my left, and beautiful girl after beautiful girl keeps passing by me to get on some other plane. Seriously, 90% of the attractive women in this airport are heading to one of two unknown locations to my left. I mean, I didn't sign up for this for the ladies, but if I mistakenly disappear before I arrive in Tanzania, don't worry: I'm sure I'll resurface from the southern coast of France or wherever in a couple weeks.